The time to worry about money is when you're making it, not losing it.
But people always do it the other way around - when money comes in, they laugh and worry about other things, and when it stops coming in, they stop laughing and worry about something that no longer exists.
Odd.
I'm reminded of the time I learned this lesson. I think it was maybe the second grade. Three monkeys, see. They played and played. Then it rained and they ran inside only to remember how badly the roof leaked.
"We must fix the roof," one said.
"Jerk," said another. "It's raining, duh!"
"Yeah, jerk," said the third, "like, duh, man. You can't fix the roof in the rain, doood."
When it stopped raining, the sun came out, and the three monkeys felt like playing again, and so the roof never got fixed.
Second grade, doood.
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Fred Hinegardner
A self-portrait. (Hmmm... a drawing used for a photography blog? Not so crazy, actually, considering that the least important facet of a portrait is what someone looks like.)
A bio of sorts -
I packed the trophies gently (not) into a dumpster and retired at fifty in order to spend a year in the wilderness - a year of solitude. It was a goal I set for myself when I was sixteen. I figured that age would nicely separate the first half of my existence from the second. An intermission of sorts.
Life is as diverse as I ever imagined. Am more interested in the connections between things than the things themselves, although some things are pretty nice in their own right. Becoming a child again is trickier than I thought. Living in the country - flyover country, happily, among singing birds and happy crickets with Lovely Rita, two dogs, and a wraparound porch. Quadraphonic peace.
For music, I like the sounds of a puppy's tail wagging, wind through the trees, and a beautiful woman's sigh.
Here's a random question: What the heck was all that back there?
DISCLAIMERS
(Eleven so far, and we're still just now backing out of the driveway. Had seven before I even got the garage door open.)
I have been lovingly advised by helpful friends, wishing only the best for me, I'm sure, that when lecturing around the country, perhaps I should preface my remarks with a few disclaimers, "you know, so as not to step on any toes."
It started simply enough with an offer to buy me a drink, a gentle hand on my shoulder, and "just a couple of tiny little suggestions, mind you."
As time went on, the suggestion list grew. Finally, I had to skip the lecture altogether just to leave time for questions and answers.
Fortunately, blogs have no concept of time, and I can stick these new disclaimers off to the side. I'll probably add more as situations and your helpful and loving suggestions warrant.
1. There are many reasons for snapping pix, or taking pictures, or making photographs, or creating images, or however you wish to phrase it. My goal here is not to denigrate any of those fine functions, or all the others, but rather to guide those who have finally come to The Brick Wall, and help them through it. (Those aren't bricks, by the way.)
2. I will not condemn the amateur. In this blog I will use the word "amateur" (from the French, to love) to refer to those who are photographers for the love of it instead of coming at it with other motivations such as commercial interests. To refer to those lacking skill as amateurs would put us all in that category.
3. My opinions are not necessarily those of any organizations or sponsors I've been associated with in the past or present.
4. My mother did not teach me any of this stuff.
5. This blog should never be thought of as a substitute for the instruction manual for a piece of equipment.
6. This is not a primer for beginning photographers. I have no intention whatsoever of ever discussing equipment except in an incidental way.
7. People who have failed to read their manuals should not be referred to as amateurs. They shall be called ignorant. Ignorance can be remedied. Stupid can't.
8. Ignorance is not an insult. It is merely a description of a temporary, and relative condition, the duration of which being determined by the energy and ambition of those afflicted. And we all are.
9. This blog will not allow name-calling or hurled insults. That's not why I will never call anyone stupid, though. I avoid it for the same reason I don't try to teach pigs to sing or a slab of granite to do the backstroke.
10. Picture vs. photograph vs. image vs. pic.
Call them whatever you like. When I use the term picture, "some circles" think it's demeaning. I think "some circles" are too full of self-importance and become self-aggrandizing. I know of photographers and painters alike who referred to their works, whether photographs or paintings, as "pictures." Some of these pictures are now worth millions.
11. This will not be the place to help people love photography. That should be a given. For me, that will be my point of departure. On the contrary, I intend to take you to the point that I took it to - a frightening place, a level conducive to primal shudders and wide-eyed fear, a level so deep that you will never be able to come back out the same way you went in, a new world, a new reality, a world where you will be scared as hell.
I have been lovingly advised by helpful friends, wishing only the best for me, I'm sure, that when lecturing around the country, perhaps I should preface my remarks with a few disclaimers, "you know, so as not to step on any toes."
It started simply enough with an offer to buy me a drink, a gentle hand on my shoulder, and "just a couple of tiny little suggestions, mind you."
As time went on, the suggestion list grew. Finally, I had to skip the lecture altogether just to leave time for questions and answers.
Fortunately, blogs have no concept of time, and I can stick these new disclaimers off to the side. I'll probably add more as situations and your helpful and loving suggestions warrant.
1. There are many reasons for snapping pix, or taking pictures, or making photographs, or creating images, or however you wish to phrase it. My goal here is not to denigrate any of those fine functions, or all the others, but rather to guide those who have finally come to The Brick Wall, and help them through it. (Those aren't bricks, by the way.)
2. I will not condemn the amateur. In this blog I will use the word "amateur" (from the French, to love) to refer to those who are photographers for the love of it instead of coming at it with other motivations such as commercial interests. To refer to those lacking skill as amateurs would put us all in that category.
3. My opinions are not necessarily those of any organizations or sponsors I've been associated with in the past or present.
4. My mother did not teach me any of this stuff.
5. This blog should never be thought of as a substitute for the instruction manual for a piece of equipment.
6. This is not a primer for beginning photographers. I have no intention whatsoever of ever discussing equipment except in an incidental way.
7. People who have failed to read their manuals should not be referred to as amateurs. They shall be called ignorant. Ignorance can be remedied. Stupid can't.
8. Ignorance is not an insult. It is merely a description of a temporary, and relative condition, the duration of which being determined by the energy and ambition of those afflicted. And we all are.
9. This blog will not allow name-calling or hurled insults. That's not why I will never call anyone stupid, though. I avoid it for the same reason I don't try to teach pigs to sing or a slab of granite to do the backstroke.
10. Picture vs. photograph vs. image vs. pic.
Call them whatever you like. When I use the term picture, "some circles" think it's demeaning. I think "some circles" are too full of self-importance and become self-aggrandizing. I know of photographers and painters alike who referred to their works, whether photographs or paintings, as "pictures." Some of these pictures are now worth millions.
11. This will not be the place to help people love photography. That should be a given. For me, that will be my point of departure. On the contrary, I intend to take you to the point that I took it to - a frightening place, a level conducive to primal shudders and wide-eyed fear, a level so deep that you will never be able to come back out the same way you went in, a new world, a new reality, a world where you will be scared as hell.
CAUTIONS, PRECAUTIONS, & WARNINGS
This blog is not a toy.
To avoid suffocation, breathe deeply and keep smiling.
Keep away from children and childish mentalities.
To avoid blindness, look the other way when sharp words are aimed in your direction.
To avoid repetition, listen when spoken to.
If you need to protect your self-esteem, your self-importance, or your self-image, please take on the responsibility to do so on your own, as I won't.
To avoid suffocation, breathe deeply and keep smiling.
Keep away from children and childish mentalities.
To avoid blindness, look the other way when sharp words are aimed in your direction.
To avoid repetition, listen when spoken to.
If you need to protect your self-esteem, your self-importance, or your self-image, please take on the responsibility to do so on your own, as I won't.
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